My mother said to always keep my happiness to myself, to never whisper it to others. People will evil eye you, even if they don’t mean it, even if they love you, even if they have beautiful souls, she said. They can’t help the evil that resides in them, so protect yourself. Remain silent.

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Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

(via tbhgofuckyourself)

    *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
    *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
    *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
    *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
    *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
    *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
    *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
    *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary


my hobbies include thinking about drawing instead of actually drawing and then getting mad at myself

(via shrimpfried)