holmelesswhovian:

i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
but 
one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson

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